Jun 23, 2008
My fantasy baseball team is pretty much unstoppable now.
BATTING/FIELDERS:
Brian McCann, Atlanta, Catcher 14 HR, .310 AVG, 383 OBP
Kevin Youkilis, Boston, 1st Base, 13 HR, .305 AVG, 377 OBP
Dustin Pedroia, Boston, 2nd Base, 6 HR, .282 AVG, 329 OBP
Chone Figgins, LA Angels, 3rd Base, 13 SB, .315 AVG, .422 OBP
Edgar Renteria, Detroit ShortStop, 5 HR, .266 AVG, .318 OBP
J.D. Drew, Boston, Outfield, 14 HR, .318 AVG, .426 OBP
Ichiro Suzuki, Seattle, Outfield, 32 SB, .288 AVG, .350 OBP
Josh Hamilton, Texas, Outfield, 19 HR, .312 AVG, .358 OBP
Chipper Jones, Atlanta, Utility, 16 HR, .393 AVG, .485 OBP
Sometimes...
Sometimes as I drive home I get to see this...
Sometimes... 
(Photo from my blackberry on rt.30 bridge over the fox river)
Jun 17, 2008
A CCC SCANDAL IS BREWING...
If you are an avid blog reader, and Dave Ferguson's blog is a regular stop, you probably know what scandal I am talking about. Saturday evening I arrived at the Yellow Box for the 6:30 service. I pulled up behind Dave Ferguson's parked car, and noticed a new addition (as you can see below) 
I laughed to myself, and made my way into the church to ask Dave about his new addition to his car. He proceeded to laugh at me, and ask me if I was kidding. I convinced him I wasn't and he made his way outside to view for himself. Dave took a picture and made is way back inside. I asked him after service if he had found out who did this, and he had the audacity to accuse me! Come ON DAVE! I certainly would be proud if I had thought of it first, but I sadly didn't, and now for you to accuse me of this!!! I am absolutely appalled. So here is what I am asking:
1. Whoever did this, please come forward and receive a high-five from me, and your rightful recognition.
2. Dave, stop accusing me or this will get ugly... The last sticker came off easily...
3. Anyone willing to join me in this cause, please visit Dave's blog daveferguson.org and let him know how ridiculous it is for him to accuse me of such an act. (atleast if I did it I would certainly take credit for it.)
May 22, 2008
High Quality Advertising
Up the street I noticed a garage sale, and sadly I also noticed that hardly anyone was there. As I was leaving the neighborhood I noticed their sign at the entrance of our neighborhood where the speed limit is 50 mph... Any thoughts as to why the people may not have been flooding in? Its a mystery:
May 5, 2008
Apr 18, 2008
Did you feel the Central Plains tremble...
So at 4:30ish Lisa wakes me up and tells me the bed is shaking. Here were my possible solutions in my groggy-4am-no one should ever be awake at this time-state:
1. Low flying airplane.
2. Lisa was dreaming.
3. I was dreaming.
4. Haunted bedroom.
5. Involuntary Extreme Shaking during sleep.
6. Large Vehicle of some sort coming dangerously close to our house.
7. Lisa is crazy. (I didn't actually think this though I don't know why)
When we did wake up a few hours later, lisa turned on the television to exclaim "SEE! I knew that felt the house shaking! We had an earthquake!"
-I slept through the first earthquake in years, and it never even crossed my mind as a potential solution.
